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We all took this PLEDGE OF PRIVACY

We will use your information only for the purposes of getting your purchase to your house. We will not email you, junk-mail you, call you on the telephone, or fax you. We will not appear on your doorstep or wipe your windshield with a dirty rag. You will not see our reflection in store windows. We will not give, sell, loan, lease, or otherwise distribute your information. We will not contact your mother and tell her what you bought, or rat you out to any other authority figure. In the event that our business is acquired, your information will NOT be part of the deal, and if deemed necessary we will roll your invoice up and smoke it. Once you receive your goods we will disavow all knowledge of your existence. . . until you do it first!